No one gives a crap about my new shoes.

Blogging is like riding a bike and


Oh, hey!
That was 5 hours ago.
Blogging is not like riding a bike at all. That was a horrible analogy and a horrible way to start a blog because I was desperate for a clever intro.

You never forget how to ride a bike. I am almost 88% positive that I've forgotten how to blog. But I'm gonna fix that because when I don't share my ridiculous pieces of insight with you lovelies I feel like there's a gaping hole in my heart and in the bubble consisting of my creativity.

But there's just one problem.
I lied. There's a bunch of problems but this is the most significant one.

I still feel like I have nothing interesting to say. So I'm going to go to a default subject which is MOVIES. Here's my list and I'll even include the trailers because I love you.

1. Whip It
I don't think I even need to explain why this is numero uno. Just watch and understand. Please.
2. Love Happens
I'm a sucker for a good love story. And this has the word love in the title which is like, bonus points.
3. Where the Wild Things Are
My first literary love. I even downloaded the song featured in the movie called "All is Love" by Karen O on itunes.
4. Zombieland
How could you NOT want to see this movie.
5. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
Okay yeah I get that it's a movie for tots, but FOOD IS FALLING FROM THE SKY.

And of course you know by now that I want to see New Moon more than all of these movies put together and I'm counting how many days are left until November 20th (52. I think.) but I figured I would give my obsessive behavior a rest.

It's so complicated when people invite you to go see a movie that you really really really want to see. And I know that that probably made no sense, but think about it.

When you go see a movie you know you'll love, you want the experience to be perfect. Perfect seats, perfect snacks, perfect outfit even though you're sitting in the dark and no one gives a crap about your new shoes.

But what if someone wants to sit way up in the ridiculously far away seats and you want to sit closer and then they try to eat your snacks and maybe even step on your new shoes when they get up during A REALLY GOOD PART to go to the bathroom?

This is a serious issue, people.

What an awkward way to end a blog.

More
soon
promise!

Even more awkward, I know.