I can barely type due to the jitters.
Here's the dealio. I had a massive migraine before I went to bed last night, and it WAS STILL THERE WHEN I WOKE UP. So I called my mom while she was on her way to work at like 6 this morning to whine about my discomfort, and she went all neurotic with worry because she has this problem of freaking out when she can't smooth out the problems in her kid's lives. I love my mom.
So she told me to drink coffee.
And I took that direction a little too far, and had a little too much Folgers. Mom drank all of the good coffee before she went to work so I was stuck with that gross stuff that looks like dirt.
But here is the bright side: MY HEADACHE IS GONE :D!
That story had no point to it. I just needed something to do with my hands, because if I don't put their energy into something productive I just sit here shaking like this kid I used to go to school with. He took a lot of pills.
SO.
To give this blog some purpose, I am now going to give you a scene by scene analysis of the new New Moon 14 second teaser trailer, while I sit here and feel like I have a million jumping beans bouncing around in my veins.
Here we go.
00:00 to 00:04 - Bella looks like REALLY really pretty in New Moon. Like prettier than she did in Twilight, and even then I thought there was a certain charm in her huge jackets and headband. I was having a conversation with my friend Victor last night about her new look, and he said Bella looks pretty even when she's ugly.
So there you have it.
Jacob's voice saying "I know what he did to you, and Bella, I won't ever hurt you." while the the scene where Edward completely deserts Bella is shown, is such a diss to Edward. I love Edward. The only reason I'm going to see New Moon is A. Because I love Edward and B. Because I can't wait to see him and Bella reunite and C. Because Paul is a hottie and D. Because I can't wait. I am making no sense. Moving on.
00:04 to 00:06 - JACOB IS SO TAN. I mean, I know he's supposed to be. But he is SO TAN. And I can't stand his wig. I know I'm going to cringe every time they show him in his pre-wolf state, because he looks SO much better with the short 'do. And Bella's face in this scene breaks my heart. Kristen Stewart is an amazing actress. I don't care what anyone else says about her being snotty and monotone and awkward. Yes, she is awkward. But she's not snotty. She's just uncomfortable being in the spotlight and she's not going to be fake and pretend otherwise. You're all just jealous because she gets to kiss that fine piece.
00:006 - to the very end.- WHOA JACOB BUFF. MUSCLES.
Okay, I might be opposed to Taylor Lautner being our Jacob but he is really really ripped. That is dedication.
I am not Team Jacob, but I love when Bella says "You're sort of beautiful." because in New Moon, like, half the book is Bella describing how much she loves his russet skin.
Love how it's true to the book.
So overall, I think it's another amazing glimpse at New Moon and it makes me that much more excited for November 20th. Bravo, Chris Weitz.
P.S. Everyone is saying that these:
As in those abs, are fake.
I am choosing not to believe this for my own well-being.
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